[Anyone] Man Handling

Title: Man Handling
Rating: PG
Pairing: Anyone in Jyannizu Jimusho [though I did think of YamaBu, so it'll be under that pair]
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Characters: --
Warning: SHORT and FLUFF
Beta-ed: Janel
Notes: Requested by Janel. She wanted a fic with the line, "I don't like being man handled.", and please note that I won't be putting the main pairings' names. So...yeah, might get a little annoying



I didn't like to be man handled. And by that, I meant to be manipulated. It was annoying how he kept on doing that without noticing! Oh how I cursed his naivety! Not to mention, the cute infamous [for him] pout! How can ONE HUMAN BEING be that way!? I walked into the locker rooms to take a shower before heading home. That boy did it AGAIN! He swayed his hips so flexibly, it was almost a SIN! The song wasn't helpful either. I'm SURE Kitagawa-san is torturing me.

"It's for the fangirls." Akanishi Jin-senpai said to me once, as his arms were around Kamenashi Kazuya's waist. The older man smirked, burying his face. He was sure he saw Kamenashi-senpai freeze and flush. Though I didn't want to know. When I saw Tegoshi Yuya on Masuda's lap, I couldn't help but watch. Massu was letting the other boy on his lap eat his cake! A shocking sight, but not entirely surprising.

As I continued to walk, I passed by the Koyama, who was talking to Shige, who came after taping. The younger university student still had his glasses, though he was still intent in finishing the impossibly thick book. The Shokura MC just continued talking. Shige kept on nodding, though I'm sure he wasn't listening.

After a while, Shige closed the book. "Yes, yes, I know how he is. Kei-chan, that's the second time you've told me while I was reading. Why don't we just go home?" My eyes widened at Shige's reply. I thought all this time that Shige wasn't listening, that's why Koyama kept on talking. I thought that since Shige was reading a book, reality was blocked out. Koyama just smiled, amused at the law student's answer adn followed him, as if he wasn't stopped in the middle of a conversation.

When I could no longer see them, I swore I heard a faint voice asking how Kato Shigeaki's day was.

Walking back to my locker, I noticed him. The younger boy who drove me insane. He was just there, smiling. As if hinting we should do something some time. I just grinned playfully angry, and pretended not to notice. When he looked at me, surprised, I decided to continue playing. I AM the older one, so it might be fun to do the manipulating for once. As soon as I heard him lean beside me, I smirked.

He slowly closed the locked, now able to see me fully. "...you know, I don't like being man handled." He said, standing straight and offering a hand. I accepted, though not before stealing a chaste kiss and playfully running away. "Too bad. I'm going to man handle you anyway."



Note: O.o;; that was SO odd. Well, I did this two nights ago... and just got to writing it now. I'm still going to finish those other drabbles.