[Hikaru x Mic] Microphone

Title: Microphone
Rating: PG-13 [for language and humans liking objects (Janel and I forgot what the term was)]
Pairing: Yaotome Hikaru x Microphone [XD it's a very odd surprise]
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Characters: Hikaru, Yabu, Shoon, Taiyo, Koyama
Warning: CRACK and FLUFF
Beta-ed: Janel and Nicole
Notes: Inspired from Nicole's comment during the 20070506 Shokura episode where Hikaru is "screwing" the mic. XDD;;



"It's a mic." Seventeen year old Yabu Kota stared at his friend, and bandmate, Yaotome Hikaru who was apparently staring at the microphone. "Hikaru... It's a mic." Hikaru ignored the other boy. It was just standing so tall... it looked... exciting. Yabu twitched, but sighed. How can anyone for this matter, think that a microphone on a stand was... alluring?

"I never said alluring. I said exciting." An animated vein popped on Yabu's temple, as he continued twitching. "You know... twitching is the first sign of insanity."

The door was suddenly opened by none other than a tired Yamashita Shoon followed by a very happy Ayukawa Taiyo. And inside the dressing room, they found their leader angry and waving his arms in the air comically. Shoon and Taiyo looked at each other, then looked at Hikaru who was scared of Yabu's current situation.

"Did... we miss something?" Yabu stopped and snapped at the two behind him. Shoon flinched and Taiyo took a step back, his right arm in front of his face. Yabu sighed, his face relaxing somehow. He turned to Hikaru, who also took a step back. When the leader pointed an accusing finger, Hikaru flinched. "You. Avoid. Microphone." Then, turning back to the two still at the door. "You. Both. Keep. Him. Away." Shoon just stood there, frozen, while Taiyo was nodding hard again and again.

Yabu stomped off to take a shower. When the three heard a slam and water running, they released their breaths. Shoon held his chest and felt his heart beating ever so hard. Taiyo was held his head, it ached from nodding so hard. Hikaru just shivered. After they recovered, Shoon raised an eyebrow at Hikaru. Taiyo walked quickly to his bag and got ready to leave.

Shoon looked over at the youngest member. "You're leaving already? I thought we were going to have dinner together?" Taiyo looked helplessly at Shoon, then to the shower stalls, and back to Shoon. He looked like he was about to cry. The eldest member winced at the look. He sighed and glared again at Hikaru. Walking closer, he removed the microphone from Hikaru's hands. "You were told to avoid the microphone at all cost. What happened?"

Hikaru tried to reach the microphone. Shoon moved away. "Not giving until you talk." That simple. The younger one among the two looked down and sat on the nearest chair. Shoon followed and waited patienly. After a few seconds, Shoon (who was apparently pissed off because of a ruined dinner) said, "If you're not going to hurry, Yabu's going to come out of that shower stall and snap at us again."

He winced, and babbled. "Itwasaprettymicrophoneand..." Shoon raised his eyebrow and leaned closer. "Why are you obsessed with the micrphone?" Hikaru shrieked and attacked Shoon, who moved back and accidentally let go of the mic. It rolled to the very end of the room, where the shower stalls were.

"Get...off me! Come on!" Shoon pushed Hikaru off him. The elder sighed when he finally got the boy on top of him off. Then they heard a plastic bottle crumple. The two remaining Ya-ya-yah members looked behind them and saw a fresh showered Yabu, who was holding a half finished plastic water bottle, which is now apparently crushed. Shoon made a strangled noise, half in disgust and half in surprise. "Yabu, nothing happened! I just tried to get the microphone away from him!"

Yabu didn't listen. He walked back into the shower stalls and slammed the door. The two winced again. "Someone should go talk to him." A voice said from the door. Then, there was Koyama. Shoon and Hikaru looked as Koyama walked to them, then squatting. "Just a simple misunderstanding. I'm sure he won't hold a grudge. So, go talk to him, na?" The "mother" of NewS patted Hikaru's back, making Hikaru think deeply.

Koyama stood up again and stretched. "Oh, Shoon, Taiyo said he's waiting outside. I think it was too dark for him to go home alone." Shoon looked at the NewS member. "What about you? Aren't you going to go home yet?" Shoon asked as he stood up as well. Koyama smiled and his phone rang.

"Yeah? You're here already? Ah. Okay. Let me just get my bag. My house? Why not a restaurant?" Koyama winked at Shoon, made his way to get his bag, and quickly left. The elder Ya-ya-yah member got the hint that a certain Law Student just came from classes. Shoon turned back to Hikaru and offered a hand to help him up. "If you get over your current unknown obsession of microphones, you'll realize that there's someone who just wants your attention."

Hikaru took the offered hand and looked at the shower stalls. He glanced back at Shoon who was taking his bag as well. "Hey... do you know a cheap restaurant that's more or less still open?" Shoon stopped and smiled. "I think the one across the street's still open. Make sure you have money with you, alright?"

Hikaru laughed. "I'm not that bad."



Notes: WTF... I don't know why he's obsessed with microphones here and the whole story either. Nicole didn't explain her comment. It's my first JE FIC ever. I hope it's okay. I was planning on crack, then I ended up with this. And an open ending. ^^;; Please tell me if you like it. I'll be very greatful. :Dv

Last note... There'll be another version coming. And I'm scared. [>.<]